June 2012
2 posts
I can’t be the only person who realized ‘Oh fuck I have to move in a month why do I have so much shit at all this is the worst’. I’m sure I could have been happy living in a non-decorated box of nothing for the past two years because ugh I don’t wanna deal with thissss.
There Is No Miami Zombie Apocalypse, Just Mentally... →
seriously you guys. This shit involves human beings. Grow the fuck up.
May 2012
9 posts
Great time in Minneapolis. Boyfriend made me a bubble bath. Sixers giving me a heart attack. Night night, Philadelphia.
April 2012
18 posts
Can’t be normally to like..physically require salt & vinegar chips & also ice cream, can it??
Shittiest Blogger Ever →
I so sorry, y’all.
March 2012
10 posts
I worked a normal work day, came home & went on a forty minute run, got emotional because a song made me feel feelings/think of my boyfriend who rules & I feel all happy & weird. Is this what normal people do?
But in case you were worried that I’ve switched to the dark side, I’m about to watch some porn while I eat a lunchable so there’s always that little glimmer...
Seriously tho..working in a laid back office with really nice people…who the fuck knew that this was real.
I know..barf..sorry..whatever
When people would tell me things will be great if I would just be patient I rolled my eyes into my esophagus & flipped my hair. I waited. I put in the shitty time. Things are more than great right now. New job that’s everything I wanted. My boyfriend is pretty rad. Plenty to look forward to now. You really do have to trudge through plenty of shit up to your knees to really appreciate...
If stickers, wristbands, & a video that reads like a back to school ad for sears is what makes you give a fuck about what’s been going on in central africa for longer than many of you have even been alive well I’m sorry but..you’re doing it wrong.
February 2012
22 posts
kammiekat asked: I really feel like I've found my spirit animal in you and your blog. Well done gurl, well done. I'm wishing on a star that you live close to Jersey so we can run into each other one day and drink together.
Product Recommendations/The Half-Assed Beauty... →
Everyone come see how good I look/figure out how to look way better or atleast read some shit.
Life feels super good right now what’s the deal with that???
